Kim Kardashian's Craziest Hookup Story Ever

Kim Kardashian isn't sweating gossip about her. (Like a recent photoshopped cover of a tabloid claiming she'd already wed beau Kris Humphries.)

"Rumors don't bother me anymore" the reality star and mogul, 30, tells the new issue of Self magazine.

"I've read that I've had my lips done. I've always had big lips," she explains. "Or they'll show one picture of me today and one tomorrow, and say I've had my nose done in between. When? Didn't you just see me yesterday? And how many times have I 'had my butt done'? People's logic is so weird. I don't know why they bother!"

And Kardashian -- who's dated Reggie Bush, Miles Austin and Gabriel Aubrey -- just laughs at stories regarding her love life.

The nuttiest dating rumor ever: "One time they said I was dating Terrence Howard and I was on his lap at his party," she tells Self of the Oscar winning actor, 42. "I don't even know what they were talking about. They said I went home with him, too!"

Another revelation from the sought-after celeb? She's hyper-organized -- and only just hired somebody to help her stay on track!

"I just hired an assistant yesterday for the first time," she admits. "Basically because I always feel like I can do it better myself than anyone else. But it was just time. I'm just super organized in general."

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Rumors Don't Bother Kim Kardashian Anymore

Kim Kardashian is no stranger to tabloid reports speculating she's had plastic surgery. But the reality starlet doesn't let the falsifications get the best of her.

"Rumors don't bother me anymore," Kardashian, 30, told Self magazine while shooting their April cover. "I've read that I've had my lips done. I've always had big lips. Look at my baby pictures. It's ridiculous ... You can't worry about all the gossip."

But it's not just Kardashian's lips that reports claim she's had altered.

"They'll show one picture of me today and one tomorrow, and say I've had my nose done in between," she says. "When? Didn't you just see me yesterday? And how many times have I 'had my butt done?' People's logic is so weird. I don't know why they bother!"

Luckily, Kardashian's little sisters Kendall and Kylie aren't exposed to the same kind of "rumors and lies" that she and her other sisters, Kourtney and Khloé, had to deal with when they first became famous.

"They definitely stay away from all the tabloid magazines," Kardashian explains. "They're not really allowed to get those."

But if Kardashian lived in a world where celebrity magazine covers were irrelevant, she'd want it to be of the CSI nature.

"I would either be a crime scene investigator or a makeup artist," she says. "Or both. Maybe I should do makeup for the people on the crime scene [who] are dead."

But in the simpler scheme of things, Kardashian says she'd even be happy working as a cleaning lady.

"I'm the biggest neat freak at home," she admits. "I don't have people over for the reason [that] I don't like anyone in my space. I think I was a housekeeper in my last life. Sitting at home in sweats and cleaning out my closet would be a perfect night for me."

Adds Kardashian, "At home, everything has to be perfectly in line and perfectly color-coordinated. I'm just a neat freak, OCD, crazy girl."

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Whitney Port: PUMA BodyTrain Launch

Whitney Port attend the PUMA BodyTrain launch with Self Magazine at Lady Foot Locker on January 8, 2011 in New York City. Also pictured, SELF Magazine Fitness Director Meaghan Murphy.

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Whitney Port's Blog: SELF Magazine

Hi my sweets,

I just wanted to share another article and video from my Editor's Day in New York from a few weeks ago, this one being with SELF Magazine. All of this positive feedback is so exciting for me as a young and new designer. Check out the article on SELF's website. What do you think of my Spring collection?

xoxo,
Whit

Whitney's Blog: Interview With SELF Magazine

Hi guys,
I hope you had a great and safe weekend despite all the crazy weather everywhere! Last week I had my Editor's Day for my clothing line, Whitney Eve. I am so appreciative and thankful for everyone who came out to see what my line is all about. Here is a video that I found of my interview with SELF Magazine's Fashion Assistant, Noelle Sciacca. We talked about my clothing line, working out, and what it was like working with Diane von Furstenberg. Check it out.

xoxo,

Whit