Spencer Pratt Temporarily Kicked Off 'The Hills'

If you actually believed Spencer Pratt is taking a break from The Hills to fight cyber-terrorism, you should probably go ahead and cyber-terrorize yourself in the face for the good of humanity. Turns out he's on an MTV-imposed hiatus for allegedly threatening to kill a female producer. Us Magazine reports:

The source explains that Pratt, 26, recently "flipped out" on the show's set after a female producer made a request to which he objected.
"He got so crazy that he screamed at [her], 'I should kill you for even asking me to do that!'" the source recounts.
"Very rattled" by Pratt's outburst, the producer filed a complaint with the show's top producers -- who then threatened to kick Pratt off the show.
Pratt's team went back with a compromise: "the show agreed that Spencer would leave The Hills for six weeks to do anger management training once a week at home. If he completes it, he can return to the show."

So basically Spencer Pratt's going to sit around a house full of guns pretending to be straight for six weeks while his "wife" blows her half of the mortgage on chin sandings. If that's not a recipe for murder/suicide, God fucking hates us.

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